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Chapter 2 - Man Upstairs
03:03
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Hoodwink stinker,
Wet wool not so cool
Drool drinker,
Drop dead Fred
Fool thinker
With the red head-
Misdirected-
Sheep sound asleep
While the shepherd led.
Like the Grim Reaper
Defeat breeds the slim creeper.
Secrete schemes to dim wits
With big tits,
Mediocrity
A feast just to eat up-
Skeletal hand extended
Just to greet ya-
Intangible sands
Sink bad men beneath us-
Entombed in the land of the preachers...
The Devil reaches for the mandible
Brands your jaw
And hellfire lights the candle for
The cannibal.
Dead or alive?
My dude best to choose quick,
Cos you know he'd use your dick
As a toothpick.
We're living in a fishbowl
Goldfish brains switched off,
Rigmarole scenes
I'm seeing obscene drops.
Pleased demeanour hip hip isn't what it seems!
Sycophants-
Sitting on the fence-
Licking what is left-
Whiter collar gents
Have wider knowledge
Tighter pockets
To extort the rest,
Deplorable subordinates
Ordering the poorer
To report to them.
Goldfish aren't the richest
But compared to these bitches
Yeah- I sort of am!
I got gold bars stacked like dominos.
The Man Upstairs don't care where
The dosh goes.
Sipping on liquor,
Hair combed back to swig slicker,
Smoke hoes like cigars
Till their butts are bigger.
Oooo,
Watch their figures swell,
Blotched wiggers
I figure
We might as well,
Cos the chickas are a binding spell;
Wand waving witches want wimp wizards
With time to kill.
I'm resurrecting rap via sorcerous c section,
Abortionist beheaded
By the umbilical cord he dreaded.
Messing around in the dark arts-
Necromancer-
Wizardry never before seen,
They are flies and I am Mortein,
Dropping out the air
And I am there
To keep the floor clean
Inspect the specks for a mean spector then
Direct the infected elsewhere,
Neglect their welfare and healthcare,
See how well I dispel care!
Watch them tremble and fall
As I tell all
Oooo
The Man's gonna bumble- crawl.
Immense in his infantilism,
Dummy muncher,
CRUNCH CRUNCH,
Gummy yummy scrumptious,
Tummy stuffily bumptious,
Feeling like a fish finger filling
Crummy sumptuous;
That's a little 'something something' for the road.
Nomad hitch-hiked so fast
His wine flask broke in half-
Cut his hand up to bitses.
Too bad the Man Upstairs got a knack for stitches.
RAGS TO RICHES
BAGS THE BITCHES.
Once a gypsy now he in a
Cult with the buck itchy witches,
Cauldron scalding,
Snapping pictures,
Hot tub rub a dub
His thug mug twisters
Tornado-like.
i spy the calm of the storm
Behind a pardoning jargon of brawn.
E4 to E5,
Super cell brought to life
Poltergeist
Bore the mic
Sorta nice
Groped tight
Knuckles ghost white
In the cold of night.
Porcelain skin,
Upstairs Man got poor
Dorothy worried thin,
But that's the way I outta go;
Wizard called Jick caught wickedly in the
Mind of the all divine
Tornado.
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4. |
Chapter 4 - Big Gorilla
02:39
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Evil Scientist:
Aha! My light it has shone upon gold!
This ape is a wonder for man to behold,
A magnificent beast and fantastically bold
To me- the primatologist- sold!
Abundant potential lies under key locked
I must plunder and wrench all the door hinges blocked
With my mystical potions- no matter how vile
And concoct and odd serum- sure to defile
The goodness which should rest inside of the ape
Then I'll squeeze out his soul like it's wine from a grape!
A poor drunken stupor is mine to await
When I'm dunked in the schooner of vine fruit embraced.
Yes it is working! My plan's absolute!
But the pest he is jerking so violently- soon
The brute will break free! I must shoot him on three!
One! Two! Oh no help me!
Jick Wicked:
Multiplex maverick,
Faulty best with the jolty chest,
Salty pecks twitch rapid quick.
Big Gorilla kill a man
Still a chiller,
Empire state climber,
Irate window-siller.
Confined behind a pane of glass
In below a milli-
Metre thick,
Single fingertip slip chips the glint.
Mingle with a squint-
Big gorilla lips-
Open mouth without
Stinting it.
So tough so hard,
Fangs flared makes the baird scared like
Oh my god!
Eyes near pierce like swords,
Forehead creased to increase the odds.
It's an odd nonchalant facade,
Muscular arms but busted heart,
Locked far away but there's rust in the bars.
Cha cha flamenco,
Dancing to dark laments- oh,
The big gorilla trilling
Tears flow by the trillion.
Turn a blind eye-
No cyclops-
Psycho unicycle on a circus tightrope...
Psych!
He's 2D psyching up the mic tho!
Tree hopping,
Stopping,
Close close but so far.
Vine slinging,
Clinging,
To flora.
Flower wringing stems
From a sour upbringing.
Empire tower plowed down
The jungle juice living.
Pimping bizarre
Chimpancaesar,
Stabbed back scare-
Antony's creaser,
The brute cassius cleaver,
Seize the schemers,
Big Magilla white as vanilla creamers.
Ice cold,
Vice scolded,
Sold him
To an overpriced paradise
Banana grow like clovers.
Chauvinist dipsticks,
Trip over the dover cliffs,
Red rover is breaking the chains
Lickity- lick- lickity split!
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5. |
Chapter 5 - Mr. Minimum
03:06
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Mr. Minimum:
Once upon a time in 1999,
A soul was free falling over foreign lands.
Upon opening his eyelids the soul realises
He had transformed into a mortal man.
Before he could speak his memory emptied
Cos the doctor washed his brain.
His mother smiled at her new born child
And Mr. Minimum was his name.
Jick Wicked:
Mr. Minimum x3
That is his name
Mr. Minimum:
He was smothered by his dreams at the age of 18
Trying to discover what there is to find,
But little did he know that hidden in his soul
Was a tether that connected him to Wicked's mind.
He saw it all unravel when his soul had travelled
Through the exit of dimension four.
The stick figure climbed into Jick Wicked's mind
Not knowing he'd been there before.
Jick Wicked:
Mr. Minimum x3
That is his name
(Repeat)
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Conversation-
Things I'm saying-
In my head.
Half the time
I would not mind
To wind up dead.
Conversation-
A con's persuasion-
With the things he said.
Brain full,
So painful!
Devil speaks no angel say
And I can't wait 'til you go away...
I don't wanna talk today!
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Jick WIcked:
They say money talks,
I hear dollars holla like squalor birds sqwark,
Chirps in the horror corridors.
Warbler abhors when pores pour,
Filling baths for feather masks to absorb.
I drip cash and quick stash it
In the floor boards.
Now timber warps like a limber corpse
Trim the splinters off before winter calls.
Season the seaons,
Freezing geezers with the wheezy steezers,
Money throw away blow astray in the easy breezes;
Migrate to eastern seas to release the demons.
MONEY TALKS!
Snake tongue, raw lung,
Breathy heathen seething at the teeth-
Jaw chomper like it's feeding on the beef-
Romp and stomp ya,
There's no pleading with the fiends,
We exist beyond our means,
Dollar donned endowed with the tickets and receipts.
Picketers sticking to the streets
While big banks bicker to see who's tricks nick sicker.
Mug all muggles as they struggle to compete
With the dickerer.
Money talks but it never listens.
Clever devil with the ever present sever blivet.
Ear muff bluffer,
Hell hole hand hold cuffer,
Bare boned-
Hair fro rougher than a bear coat
Sand coated.
Money talks coarse throated.
Husky tone mosquito
Blood bloated!
Belly over overloaded,
Red celly not-so-sobered,
Smelly old proboscis
*sucks*
From under noses.
White face poses with blingy rings and iphones,
The thingy rings inciting the
Stingy sting of the high roll.
KACHING!
High as the sky to blow
Like silos!
Fear desaturates
The not-so-great
Albino.
Cash rules everything around me...
CREAM
Puppeteer subtle with a supple ear.
Smirk perks up interrupts to rebuttal fear.
Utter guttural gutter,
But smooth talk no stutterer,
Honey mutter mixed with butter
What a slimy combination...
Kinda like a grimy car salesman
Money:
Here's the spiel:
Bargain deals with a larger feel,
Prices so nice you'll start to squeal
For real!
The latest brands sir,
Soul sold if you prefer,
But first may I ask
How much you worth?
Jick:
Money!
Don't take my soul!
I'm a 10 cent man with bars of gold!
Money:
Hey Jick!
Do what you're told
Cos Money's all you know!
Jick:
Money!
Don't take my soul!
I'm a 10 cent man with bars of gold!
Money:
Hey Jick!
You better watch your tone
Cos Money's all you know!
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My friend all I see is blue,
Cyan born icycle.
Chilly himalayan
Shiver 'til he simmer in the saucepan-
Poor man...
Wallet dry,
Soaked to thaw,
Gnawing on a frozen thigh,
Go to walk.
Bending back and forth-
Tendons tort then slack-
What's the cause?
So rigid,
A smidgen fidgety,
The 'sitch' is getting frigidly.
Ditch the mittens,
Go six feet below-
That's where the heat follows
And time slows;
Down low with the sewer rats.
The blues are into lewd acts.
Don't misuse the tissues...
Your tears are lube for the true cats!
Money can't save you,,
In the end,
It's what pays for your grave too.
A bitter sweet irony.
Lady sitter can't stand the sight of me.
I'm wicked to the letter,
Go to hell instead just to set her straight,
For heaven's sake,
Could've been a better day,
But I let her get away-
I let her get her way.
I don't know why I'm here...
I don't know what's the plan...
I don't know what I don't know...
I'm just a man...
And I'm sad as a sunset... x2
Day time darkened...
Deep space starting...
Alone as a martian...
Blue as a martian...
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Jick Wicked:
Time stand so still-
Glue stuck-
Chilled too much,
Will chew through frost,
Melts- spills when touched.
Clutched stick stick rips dew up.
Interlude blues- ooo
Clocks tick needs fixing!
Derelict clicks mixing!
Clapping hands slapping
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6's
Twice twice a day
Night and day
Heating up twisting
Inside the microwave...
Water boils in a slaughter kinda way.
Bobble pop stops the clock
But time's beat doesn't drop
From coddling tots in cots
To older us,
We're bolderest
When we are not,
Now we smell rotten odorous
In the melting pot!
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it,
Glued to the pavement.
Sidewalk vacant,
Try talk to Satan!
Skin feeling hot-
Kilowatt-
Hell raising.
Sunscreen lacking now I'm cracking
Like bacon.
Charcoal barcode...
Tar-rolled tally ho...
Smoking up a storm,
Thunder blows so-so.
Fire up the night,
Spire lies at a hell of a height
They might
Just bite the stars,
Ignite mars,
That's a hell of a plight.
Setting alight
The timeline continuum,
Fractals react with the maximums and Minimums,
Powder dust showered throughout of us
Like cinnamon.
Chow down on the now,
Cos the future is limited.
Life just goes so slowly lately...
Life just goes so slowly lately...
Life just goes so slowly lately...
Life just goes so so so slow
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slow...
Mr. Minimum:
So slow motion
Almost no motion.
Showing no emotion like a
Clock face frozen.
A one way ticket from the
Coast to the ocean.
So close-
Yet so far-
Tripping over and over.
The quick sand stops the tick and tock
As gripped hands lock onto hour hands
Now I'm in it-
Committed to this intimate dance
With the Wicked-
Cos second chances have a limit.
The clock stops still
But the fox trots until
The cougar
Shocks with a silent kill
The violent spills of blood
Begin to flood
Never.
Reaching the sea
Or seeing the sun
Ever.
The measure-
Ment of time is what causes
Confusion-
Illusion of time is no pauses
Always forward but sometimes mistaken...
So slow motion I can't escape it.
Life just goes so slowly,
It's ghost follows me
Globally,
Nobody's lonely but only
I see the coldness of time,
She'll always know where to seek
So there's no where to hide.
Colder and colder.
Time grows as we get older.
Approsching below zero oh no
It's almost
Over-
Under-
My bed sheets hidden,
No old age but back stage bed ridden.
My subsidence has arrived
I'm sleep deprived.
Lacking the backtracking of time she provides I'm
Collapsing alive
The absence of rapid eyes
Materialize as a massive divide
In my mojo.
So slow mo,
Still like a photo,
Captured in the axle of a broken yo-yo
There's no
Spinning inside this tiny cell
But only time will tell if I'll prevail.
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slowly lately
I can't escape it, I can't escape it,
Life just goes so slow...
Life just goes so slowly lately...
Life just goes so slowly lately...
Life just goes so slowly lately... x4
Life just goes so so so slow
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Who loves me?
I can't see
A face or a heart to replace the
Emptiness in my own.
I'm a dog without a bone
Digging up his home;
To bury himself in a grave.
It's scary as hell but
Don't save me.
I can't be saved.
Only depraved and deprived of your gaze.
My love is wicked...
And my heart is so sick it
Bleeds.
It's the love paradox,
Glass walker wear a pair of never tear socks
But there's cracks in the rocks.
Crumbling mumbles,
Underneath feet the rubble bursts like a bubble-
Steps shift so swift then I stumble.
Walking on all fours I'm an animal,
Some love with their hearts others are in love with the genital.
Beastly instincts.
I feast on greased up d cups,
Cannot be pleased till I see guts.
Primitive needs and sexually acquisitive
I bleed green cos my lust is derivative
From must have this and must have that.
Hungry mongerer-
But my belly's fat full
Insatiable.
I slurp thirstily from the watering hole
That gave birth to all that we know,
Ears always up for the audible flow
I sorta go where the water goes.
See there's a fine line between romance and passion.
A slow dance holding hands flower prance
In comparison to hoe action-
Bedazzling down below gasms-
Blowing loads like its going out of fashion
In fact,
The binding agent unsticks.
Paradox love paramount to the dark
When it is sun-kissed.
Shadow cast to the shallow part
Of shade's lips.
Love cuts the heart
With the blades tip.
Sweltering pelterer skins the beast beneath bed sheets
Then beats the meat 'til it's empty.
Parting the red sea-
Moses knows us plenty,
I'm passing on the words:
Repent me.
Who loves me?
I can't see
A face or a heart to replace the
Emptiness in my own.
I'm a dog without a bone
Digging up his home;
To bury himself in a grave.
It's scary as hell but
Don't save me.
I can't be saved.
Only depraved and deprived of your gaze.
My love is wicked...
And my heart is so sick it
Bleeds.
This love cult got me stuck cold
In a vicious cycle.
Illicit trifle,
And I'm it's delicious disciple.
Nine tails to whip cream-
Why whine when wine relieves your shit dreams?
Inebriating for an easy mating sessions,
Sleazy sedating with a teasy first impression.
The worst curse of lips pursed disperse the words.
So fill up on deserts till the hips curve- swerve-
Away from the donut holes.
These chicks lick the tippity then slip comatose.
Stomach pumping,
IV drip jumping,
Numb bum heinie rip rumping
In the rumpus room.
Out on the town
Alcohol drowned
Home soon,
After she downs a whole round
Of average joe swoon,
The beverage goes through
A tenderness to harden.
Liver shivers as love's starting to startle the lady garden.
Rosey metal thorns guard and protect.
Petals pitter patter what's the matter
Pansy panty bandit?
Racoon eyed moocher gone rancid on a tandem
Hand him to the man and get a handsome ransom
DAMN.
We're all so scatter-brained,
A tad tattered in a badder state than
The mad hatter
After he faced the wocky jabber...
Drab as a caterpillar platter.
This rabbit hole riddle can't be solved.
How did we get to Wonderland?
Nobody knows.
Red Queen heart shaped but malices much,
Bled green from Alice's touch,
Or so the story goes.
My love is wicked...
And my heart is so sick it
Bleeds.
What is the meaning of it all?
Is there nothing more?
Is there nothing less than before?
My mind's got a mind of it's own,
But it's running slow.
Is the matrix gonna blow?
And if so,
I don't wanna wake,
I don't wanna see the light again.
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Chapter 12 - Heatwave
05:22
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Jick Wicked:
Scaley G scathes,
Geyser gob leaps flames,
And every time he yawns he'll cause
A heatwave.
Breathing hot methane,
Rotten egg he sprays.
Crocko off his rocko may knock your blocko
To the Nile.
Reptile in the sky'll
Oven cook lovin' chooks.
Saliva acid fire will turn to bile
Blubber sooks.
Smile so vile it frightens off the Babadook.
Shut your eyes guys! You shouldn't look!
Yellow teeth sheathed like dagger blades-
Hello! Watch your fellow fellow b'for the dragon rage
You daggy mage.
Shook off your shaggy mane then
Cook and scoff with a bag of sage,
Molotov your brains till you lay dazed
In a saggu rage.
Village pillager,
Peasant blood spillager,
Mud trodder with a wad of
Bezant love billing ya.
Cos he's an arsonist ignitor
Char the arse and it's prig sphincter
With big hot bars of cinder.
Mister you get the gist,
Slithery green lizard eats
Humans with potato chips.
Hot sauce dips with chilli nibs
Still he tips the bottle more
To tingle on the lips like
SHIIIIIT
Got a taste for neanderthals.
Had a gander once at a standard bunch then ensnared 'em all.
A tender lunch of blended man sponge,
Greedy guts too much wasn't enough.
That's why he flicks the thickets like matchsticks-
Barbecue dining.
Hot plates got the late queues lining on cue what crude timing.
This zany maniacs pyro,
Ring of fire higher than the tower eiffel-
Devours my folk for hours-
OW OW!
Louder and louder!
Too late now they're ground down to powder.
Outta mix with water and a little sugar.
Bone dust flower to bake for the town onlooker.
Bought a few eggs the chick's pooped to use in the cooker.
Whisk or wooden spoon wouldn't fix the 'what could of'.
You a gooey humanist paste,
A nice chewy coat for the taste,
But that's just the icing on the cake.
Meet and greet your maker...
You can't beat the heat and the can't beat the flavour (baker)
Hopper:
Heatwave,
The sweat beads don't leave your face
As they stick to that dome like home base.
Pitch tossed fast as aliens in space,
Brave enough to earth trace and misbehave
Like it's Meet Dave.
Robotic meets love lace,
Addicts and antibodies,
Romantic narcotics,
Biotic but basic.
Useless as fancy iggy azey poppies-
A bass dropping sloppy
That still sold a lot of copies.
Pop musics make big stacks like photo copies-
CO-COPIES
Easy to recycle.
Reusing boppies to be loved like a bunch of
Bradies and Cosby sloppies.
Sir Jo Jo,
A monkey man with bozo mojo,
Funky flan-faced Phil the milyard hobo,
He will seize your lady yarn pro-bono
He's a solo so-and-so-
A nightly sir slayer jigolo.
Great big swords don't sweat me-
You get me?
Scaley H idle on his treasure heap.
Mountain tops peak with black snow
It's not cold
But molten glowed
It's owed to the dragon
Top the throne.
The great ruler radiates
Drogon won't be beat.
A racy fate as fans forced to live in heat
180 degress-
You'll see cake rising muffin peaks-
Stakes high as puffin beaks.
It's something Wicked and it comes this way,
Like voices auto-pitched,
Mirrors demisted,
The missus slightly frisked as hot hands fumble,
Hot heads tumble as I grumble the great
Mumble of bumble bees in trouble
Double dum bells a neat trick,
Never skip a day and avoid the drumsticks,
Transfixed on Cubric's knack knick film flicks,
To be hand picked and curled-
Till sticky pits follow.
Stress stricken hollow chickens flee
To wallow in glee as Jick the OG
Smothers the colour TV Dorothies
In a fiery mix
Guaranteed to pull chicks for centuries.
'Til you're ripe and old with denture teeth
Deep fried in sentinent
Ostensively censored from your sensibilities,
Relieved of your sense of heat
And waved off the upstairs man hand...,
That-that-that's a life complete.
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The beginning of the end,
Send for the scissor men,
Cut the cord,
Landline disconnecting.
Zero phone contact-
What's that?
Perhaps the black cat has come to spite me,
Despite succumbing to the Dragon's numbing
He still seems mighty feisty...
Devil in disguise,
Evil in the eyes,
Shadow of my former self,
Beginning of the end,
Descend into a sorta hell,
I'm sinning just to mend,
The torture of a warped wealth,
Thinning just to bend and bend...
Eternal loop dupes the wicked future,
Burn 'em all to steamy soup- super.
Mind games designed to pray on a guys pain.
A skeptics inception.
I'm sane in the fourth dimension,
Cos here I lack depth,
And life is just an action of death.
Macbeth knows best,
But which witch will strike first?
Prophecy leave you to twitch in a tyke's hearse.
I don't what's next,
I don't what's the follow.
I don't know what I don't know,
And I won't know tomorrow.
If time is an object,
Is it mine just to borrow?
If my mind is a prospect,
Is it fine to be hollow?
Is the end just the end?
Is the end just the end?
Is the end just the end?
Is the end just the-
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Jick Wicked NSW, Australia
Jick Wicked is a 19 year old beanie-wearing emcee created from the negative psyche of Jaxon Pollard. His topics divulge dark truths about the human condition and the wrongs of the world he lives in... Listen to the much anticipated, newly released album 'Tales of the Wickedest' to discover more about the gloved menace and his wacky entourage. ... more
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